Cool upgrade, bro.

My now ex used to say I was one helluvan upgrade from his last girlfriend, and apparently some of his friends said the same, although my somewhat low opinion of myself meant I refused to believe it.  He once compared it to 'exchanging his old Kia Pride for a Ferrari'.  He's reunited with the 'Kia Pride' now, which I just thought was lulzy.  Who gets a new car, shows it off and lavishes it with attention to the point of fucking smothering it, then one day abandons it by the side of the road for no reason and later goes off to get their old car back (which they'd got rid of because it was making them unhappy)?  Except they're not cars, they're human beings.  What a selfish bastard.

Me, I like Mini Coopers.